HYSTERICAL (only to a mother)

Take a gander at this "sweet" conduct notice that Porter brought home today.

It absolutely made me chuckle. So it's sent from the music teacher.

The line marked "Always do your best" has a check mark next to it and then below that the teacher wrote "Doing handstands in music class"

It was all I could do to stop laughing- gain my composure and ask Porter about it.

When I did, he enlightened me with HIS version of the story.

He tripped and therefore landed in what looked like a handstand position where in the music teacher said "Porter you need to stop horsing around"...Porter then looks at me and in all seriousness says "and Mom, I wasn't even trying to be a horse"

CLASSIC!

this ones a keeper